Every time I lock my bike to a wall loop I fear a topologist will appear and prove my bike is not attached to the loop, or in fact, not even locked

#cycling

@oivaeskola every child has done the party trick where the loops go over your hands and then you're free. So how could this bike lock cable possible work?!?
@evan @oivaeskola the U lock is to keep the bike frame attached to the landscape, the cable is to keep the wheels attached to the frame.