"This house comes complete with dry bar, wet bar, and a bar that is in an intermediary state between wet and dry so we call it a moist bar."

"Why do you say 'complete with?'"

"What?"

"You're intimating that all the houses that don't have a dry bar, a wet bar and a moist bar are incomplete."

"It's just a way of speaking."

"Well... it is a nonsensical way of speaking, if you ask me."

"[Mumbling] Nobody asked."

"What's that?"

"*cough cough* I was clearing my throat."

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