"Disable your ad blocker to read this article."

Nah. <Closes Tab>

Ok kids... the last time my toott got this much play was me and Plurastic going a round and he threw me under a bus {becauseI decided don't be doing that again}.

I have to block my own toot. holy cow. fuck this is a bit much.

Go away a bit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTM_N3Wj2o&list=RDjAFpr5mZrO4&index=12&pp=8AUB0gcJCdoKAYcqIYzv

I was being a smart ass. That got way more play than it should have. Bless all.

Chemical Brothers & Kraftwerk - Believe/The Robots (Matt One 2025 remix/mashup)

YouTube

Seriously... last time I got this much dish okay was 15b years ago on BirdSite before the invasion.

I'mma have tea and cookies now.

Don't listen to me... just no.

I should not be trending across Fedi

I'm embarrassed.

Look ... I made for tonight for my mates and I ... easy more interesting than me being a smart ass...
@roknrol Thanks
@elfin Looks tasty!
@roknrol Way Good. Carne Asada for me Amigo (he's asleep because food overload, Rob is passed out on couch ... I've murdered my mates (ed) with food. Did Good.

@roknrol A few scrapsleft over for lunch tomorrow. Their bodies shut down before finishing...I Win!

I'm having meal #2 listening to them snore.

Nothing makes me as happy as making good snacks and folk eating to oblivion.

@roknrol Also, not my kitchen or told ??? punting is my specialized skill.
@elfin Seems you're good to have around 🙂

@roknrol I'm from Santa Cruz - I cook Omni, Carni, Veggie, and Vegan

*I'm* Omni tho I'll cook for anyone that wants to eat

I used to play (keyboard) until I discovered MIDI and then I was programming again. Fuck.

The way I figured it a new hobby was cooking:

No robot (or LLM/AI/Robot) is ever going to Cook like a human so this is my escape from the digital world. I'm no chef, but I can make inexpensive, ready, nutritious meals on cheap for lots of people. My volunteer work taught me to scale

@elfin

Oooh I never thought of doing that before. Wait. Can you block/mute just one toot? Mine that are super popular are *always* 500 characters with 4 images. 😭

@juliewebgirl

Masto _ Mute Yourself (toot)

Easier with Friendica, somewhat more granular

@juliewebgirl I'm following myself from elfland.us so I can pick apart my steam in cool ways, you should try it. Frenduca plays Way cool with FediLab

@elfin

I don't run a ad blocker, & I often get accused of running such a thing. I do run some DuckDuckGo security thingy.

@doctorwhom I run μBLock Origin AND Privacy Badger from the EFF ... I don't put up with the Web's bullshit.

@elfin

I've got Privacy Badger going too. It blocked 4 sites from:

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Alaska-Thunderfuck/Red-For-Filth-82787.html

Red For Filth Alaska Thunderfuck perfume - a fragrance for women and men 2023

Red For Filth by Alaska Thunderfuck is a Floral Woody Musk fragrance for women and men. Red For Filth was launched in 2023. The nose behind this fragrance is Victor Bartash. Top notes are Cocaine, Hop...

www.fragrantica.com
@elfin @doctorwhom consentomatic for extra points
@elfin @doctorwhom yeah, my fav thing about ublock is that it's really good not just in ad-blocking but anti-anti-adblocking
@elfin I get this in Google feed all the time and I'm just like. haha how about "don't show articles from this source again" button bitch
@elfin Nothing is worth it, nothing ever will be.
@elfin and when you disable the the Adblocker, you get the Paywallscreen.
@elfin It is the only way.
@elfin clicks on Internet archive addon.

@elfin

"Honey, It ain't the ads I'm blocking...."

@elfin My browser saw that message and quietly filed it under “no” while loading the article anyway.
@elfin That's the spirit!
@elfin
I wouldn't mind the ads if they weren't a threat vector
@elfin Can't be that important a read if they're willing to deny you access to their article over a few cents of add revenue.
@elfin /me opens article in reader view, which works about 90% of the time
@elfin my machine my rules. Salesmen are not smart enough to write anything onteresting
@elfin F12 -> Delete Node -> F12

@elfin
"Please sign up to read this article"

No 😭

@elfin best thing is, I get these even on systems with no adblocker… they’re a scam.
@elfin My same reaction, usually.

@elfin
Or

"Sign up with your email for a free account to read this article."

Fuck no! <Copy URL, open webpage archive>

@elfin

Also, the first 3 paragraphs are free but gently fading-out, and written so completely vague and formless to make you sign-up to read the rest to see if they actually even have a story to tell to go with the outrage-blaster headline.

@GGMcBG THIS one. SO very this one (again looking at 404Media).
@elfin disabling javascript will usually fix that
@elfin
Journalists must get paid somehow, though.

@kristian @elfin

I pay to subscribe to legitimate journalism but no way in hell am I paying for some "news" company's AI subscription

@cmsdengl @kristian Ads are a privacy/security nightmare. I will pay for journalism, I will subscribe (with caveats), but there will be no ads.
@elfin @cmsdengl
Totally agree! I work in advertising myself, but still, ads should be optional with a subscription model, and all tracking needs to go. Advertising shouldn’t be built on people’s personal data. Sure, targeting gets harder without it, but that would force our industry to actually be creative again instead of relying on the AI-generated crap flooding every feed.
@cmsdengl @elfin
If it’s AI generated article, I totally agree with you! It’s also a shame if they don’t have an opportunity to pay for the article to avoid ads and privacy.
@elfin I don't even have an adblocker and get these messages, so...
I don't care anymore
@elfin it's called reading mode for a reason. Either it gets rid of all the obstacles or I'm not reading it.
@elfin you can always set https://web.archive.org/%s as a search engine 😉
@elfin exactly. 💯
@elfin I wonder what percentage of people do that? 1%? Less?