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Logan Five ThousandInstant coffee can be made by taking the coffee of your colleague when they’re not looking.
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Max Leibman@LoganFive You’re on fire today!
paulcan i offer you an extinguisher in this trying time?
@maxleibman but also thank you, Max! I appreciate it!
Level 98 🇺🇦@LoganFive AKA takeaway coffee.
anlomedadBut this kind of takeaway coffee then also is a source for instant COVID or takeaway caries. 🖖🏽
stealthradek@LoganFive It usually comes with a free additional adrenaline shot too!
ArchaeoIain@LoganFive sounds like a US game, so it will still not be good coffee.
snornik@LoganFive you can just eat the beans, for another version of "instant" coffee. i used to get the beans with a little bit of chocolate around that you sometimes get as a snack in good coffee stores, in bulk combined with the sugar its' quite effective and sooo tasty too.
Rai Aren 🖖✨📚🇺🇦@LoganFive [to the tune of John Lennon’s ‘Instant Karma’]:
Instant coffee’s gonna get you
Gonna steal it right off their desk
But you better be sneaky, darlin’
Or you’ll face arrest…
[to the tune of Gloria Estefan’s ‘Rhythm Is Gonna Get You’]:
Coffee is gonna get you
The coffee is gonna get you
Coffee is gonna get you
The coffee is gonna get you tonight
Tobias 🌒🌕🌘@LoganFive you lose, you snooze ...
Chris Pitts@LoganFive @Gargron And if you choose your colleagues well, it will be good coffee too 😁
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