Instant coffee can be made by taking the coffee of your colleague when they’re not looking.
@LoganFive You’re on fire today!
@maxleibman Aaaaaaaak!!!
Aaaaak!!! Someone put it out!!!
*runs around Mastodon screaming*

@LoganFive @maxleibman

can i offer you an extinguisher in this trying time?

@maxleibman but also thank you, Max! I appreciate it!
@LoganFive AKA takeaway coffee.

@level98 @LoganFive
😁

But this kind of takeaway coffee then also is a source for instant COVID or takeaway caries. 🖖🏽

@LoganFive It usually comes with a free additional adrenaline shot too!
@LoganFive sounds like a US game, so it will still not be good coffee.
@LoganFive you can just eat the beans, for another version of "instant" coffee. i used to get the beans with a little bit of chocolate around that you sometimes get as a snack in good coffee stores, in bulk combined with the sugar its' quite effective and sooo tasty too.

@LoganFive [to the tune of John Lennon’s ‘Instant Karma’]:

Instant coffee’s gonna get you
Gonna steal it right off their desk
But you better be sneaky, darlin’
Or you’ll face arrest…

@maxleibman @LoganFive

[to the tune of Gloria Estefan’s ‘Rhythm Is Gonna Get You’]:

Coffee is gonna get you
The coffee is gonna get you
Coffee is gonna get you
The coffee is gonna get you tonight

@LoganFive @Gargron And if you choose your colleagues well, it will be good coffee too 😁