Nora Reed 14h ago
i would seriously consider further transitioning if i could be guaranteed a really cool beard
Show threadNora Reed 
if i had a big dwarf beard i could make glass ornaments for it
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Show threadNora Reed 12h ago
i don't really like t though it makes me too hungry. i need the beard only
Show threadNora Reed 11h ago
thank you to everyone who would give me their beard if given the option. i would take all of them and weave them together to make a beautiful tapestry
Show threadStylus9h ago
@nora damn I just shaved off my winter beard this morning too
Show threadAura Everitt12h ago
@nora I pushed a banging one out before my egg cracked. If I could somehow gift it to you I would.
Show threadAura Everitt12h ago
@nora it got a lot bigger but I've no good photos.
Show threadNora Reed 12h ago
@aura that's a gorgeous beard but i am glad you found yourself
Show threadAura Everitt12h ago
@nora True true. I was hiding inside it.
Show threadranjit12h ago
@nora The Glass Beard Game
Show threadBytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇬🇱12h ago

@nora

Well in the #TerryPrachett 's #discworld , the lady dwarves are basically indistinguishable from the boy dwarves, and they have complicated protocols for determining that the dwarf one is speaking to is one, or the other, or some alternative, gender, in order to avoid later embarrassment.

Show threadmym11h ago
@nora crying screaming gnashing teeth that beard ornaments are so fucking rare