A late #PhallusThursday because Mastodon was a bit buggy yesterday.

This man has the DIY attitude and a large tool to go with it!

@phistorians #GreekRomanArt

@AimeeMaroux @phistorians
When I first saw the title/CW of this toot I didn't notice the word 'painting' as it was on the next line.
My first thought was 'Gosh, the museum isn't going to be too happy...' 
@Jaimieserotica @phistorians I am certain this has happened too... 😅
There is an ancient account of the first fully nude sculpture of Aphrodite being so hot that someone jizzed on her thighs...
@AimeeMaroux @phistorians Hilarious and oddly appropriate 😂
@phistorians @AimeeMaroux I didn’t know they had lager in Ancient Greece ;)