Erotic Mythology 🌹A late #PhallusThursday because Mastodon was a bit buggy yesterday.
This man has the DIY attitude and a large tool to go with it!
Jaimie's Erotica@AimeeMaroux @phistorians
When I first saw the title/CW of this toot I didn't notice the word 'painting' as it was on the next line.
My first thought was 'Gosh, the museum isn't going to be too happy...'
When I first saw the title/CW of this toot I didn't notice the word 'painting' as it was on the next line.
My first thought was 'Gosh, the museum isn't going to be too happy...'
@Jaimieserotica @phistorians I am certain this has happened too... 😅
There is an ancient account of the first fully nude sculpture of Aphrodite being so hot that someone jizzed on her thighs...
There is an ancient account of the first fully nude sculpture of Aphrodite being so hot that someone jizzed on her thighs...
@AimeeMaroux @phistorians Hilarious and oddly appropriate 😂
Seb@phistorians @AimeeMaroux I didn’t know they had lager in Ancient Greece ;)