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The Onion: Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

@ai6yr If that were not in The Onion I would absolutely believe it.

@mattblaze @ai6yr Corollary: Just because it's in the Onion doesn't mean it isn't true.

Oooooh, how I would really like to see a press conference where a reporter asks RFK Jr. about bee eating.

@mattblaze @ai6yr Little-known fact: pieces published in The Onion during the entire month of April are actually true.

I mean, while it would be great if reporters asked admin officials ridiculous questions based on Onion articles...

It also would be fine if any reporter took up the Jeff Tiedrich challenge and asked any of the sewer clowns, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

@plutarch @ai6yr is that a beegal

@ai6yr On it.