Mastodawn

Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder?

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MissConstrue 4d ago

@MostlyHarmless @futurebird

I too would like to find this specialist.

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mpark 4d ago

@MissConstrue @MostlyHarmless @futurebird I feel like getting a doctor to prescribe it is easy. It's getting insurance to cover it that's the challenge.

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Joe W

@mpark @MissConstrue @MostlyHarmless @futurebird As long as it counts as a sick day and I don't have to work I can just rent a cheap room and hope that the landladies don't ask their nephew to dig another lock for the Panama Canal...