Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder?
@MostlyHarmless I think that only happens in the mid 19th century. Some sea air and a bit of quality personal time with a cylinder full of bees will do you good.
Also, these days we get to prescribe our own vacation and masturbation time, we pretty much only need to go to a doctor if we need drugs that aren't otherwise accessible.