Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder?

@MostlyHarmless

Why would you want somebody to die?

Can't you just solve a case of tax evasion or illegal occupation of public soil?

@MostlyHarmless

Unwarranted fiscal deduction, she wrote.

@seindal @MostlyHarmless I've always wanted a detective story where the detective's working on a nice juicy commercial fraud case.

"So you see, when the goods are shipped to Belgium, the shipping agent charges VAT on the shipping service, but not on the goods themselves. They're in bond, so there's no duty to be paid, but when they're transferred from there to Ireland..."

@darkling @MostlyHarmless

The Brexit Series of fiscal crime novels.