Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder?

@MostlyHarmless

“Small picturesque town in the Cotswolds has highest per capita murder rate in the world. Kindly old priest suspiciously involved in all of them.”

@rk @MostlyHarmless
Well yeah, he had been collecting confessions for decades and knows exactly where the bodies are buried.