Wait, this "my wife has the right to skydive" shit is him explaining how they submitted to Iran's demands?
Was the last couch he fucked laced with LSD?!

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@Lazarou

To be honest, I'm surprised that Usha hasn't already decided to jump out of a plane without a 'chute.