Education like that could risk America ending up with a reality TV star as president. (e b s) #OhWait
One thing I was surprised to find out was that quite a few Americans think that they invented the English language! (roc)
If it wasn't for the shootings, nobody would believe that America even has schools. (a f)
After setting the day's work, I was walking around checking and helping. The [american] exchange student put his hand up and said 'Why are there all these letters in these exercises?' (r h)

I was a teacher's aide my senior year of high school, which was the last year of high school, and I was a teacher's aide for a World War 2 history class.

It was a general education level, which meant any answer these kids put had to be marked correct, because it showed they tried.

Now one girl in the class found out about this loophole and when posed with the essay question of what caused #WorldWar2 to start, she wrote a full essay on "Because the House Fell on the #WickedWitch of the West".

Now, the teacher that I was being a teacher's aide for ended up getting in a huge fight with the principal because he hated marking this correct because it was fundamentally untrue.

But at the end of the day, he was forced to mark this correct and give her credit for this. That's #NoChildLeftBehind, baby. (t y) #Oz #Wicked

US version: look at this map and point at water.
EU version: How big a percentage of Senegal's national product is beans? (irt)