A Light Shining In DarknessHow to pick up a duck 🦆
madame poolhair@fzer0 remember to ask the duck 🦆 if they want to be picked up first 🥇
How to pick up a duck 🦆
(Common problems and mistakes)
OrangeR
Aucraptor@fzer0 @lacybarry the adorable little red shoes 😍
John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁💪⬆️@fzer0 @lacybarry does this work on Canada Geese too?
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@johnefrancis @esistangerichtet @fzer0 @lacybarry
I wouldn't try again. It chased me away looking ferocious.
#birds
I wouldn't try again. It chased me away looking ferocious.
#birds
@OrangeR @esistangerichtet @fzer0 @lacybarry there's always one that's "standing guard" with its head up. Don't try to pick up that one. Pickup one of the ones that is furiously eating grass.
@fzer0 @esistangerichtet @lacybarry @johnefrancis
Nope, I chickened out already once. (You can see the watchgoose in the second pic). Well... it had rained and areas were muddy I couldn't run fast enough. Who am I to disturb their lunch ?
Also, they respect nothing, they went into the water in spite of it being forbidden.
Nope, I chickened out already once. (You can see the watchgoose in the second pic). Well... it had rained and areas were muddy I couldn't run fast enough. Who am I to disturb their lunch ?
Also, they respect nothing, they went into the water in spite of it being forbidden.
epilonious@johnefrancis @OrangeR @esistangerichtet @fzer0 @lacybarry
I dunno, from what I understand with all cobra chickens: Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.
Jeff Grigg@johnefrancis @OrangeR @esistangerichtet @fzer0 @lacybarry
Just Do Not Try That with a Canadian Goose. It will not work out well (for you).
peachfront"we pose for food, we chase those who show up with cameras but no food, consider yourself warned!" -- goose not just for canada anymore
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Timo Kramer@Pepijn Vital technical training now available on Mastodon!
Pepijn@Timo_Micro 8 or 9yr old me once tried this technique with a swan. Got a free doctor visit out of it and two days off from school!
@Pepijn Given everything else you've posted I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but at the same time it had me rolling my eyes. I guess your 'risk management' aspects only developed later.
@Timo_Micro It's still developing. Life long learning 😃
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NilaJonesI like the part at the end, where the duck wiggles around on the hand to get comfy 😊
@NilaJones @fzer0 me too 🦆
Aloïs 🫖
ndevenish@lacybarry @fzer0 yes, Duck Consent is a very important step
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