In celebration of #InternationalAsexualityDay today, I made a big loaf of cheesy garlic bread for my ace girlfriend, and then we didn't have sex. It was amazing πŸ’–

@alice warm bread vs sex?

I think that there is only one sensible choice.

@valhalla

Asexuals: garlic bread!

Gluten-intolerant folx: sex!

Bisexuals: both!

@alice @valhalla
Remember: don't fuck with asexuals. Give them garlic bread.