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In celebration of #InternationalAsexualityDay today, I made a big loaf of cheesy garlic bread for my ace girlfriend, and then we didn't have sex. It was amazing πŸ’–
Apr 7 at 5:59amWeb
Show thread@[email protected]1d ago

@alice

excellent looking garlic bread or toast....

Show threadYawni πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβ–²1d ago
@alice Not having sex with friends is pretty common for me. I would like some garlic bread, though.
Show threadPleasureDotBox1d ago
@YawnEMIT @alice sorry garlic bread is for the girlfriend tonight, not friends.
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@pleasuredotbox but girlfriend *is* friend πŸ₯Ί

@YawnEMIT

Show threadAgnieszka R. TurczyΕ„ska1d ago
@alice @pleasuredotbox @YawnEMIT ... not food 🀭
Show threadPleasureDotBox1d ago
@alice @YawnEMIT yes but not all friends are girlfriend, this was her day and her garlic bread πŸ§„πŸž
Show threadAcid Plushy 1d ago
@alice and they were roomates
Show threadKierkethumbs up convincingly1d ago
@alice garlic bread… mmm hawt.
Show threadJohn Maxwell1d ago
@alice A good solid food coma will have that effect, ace or not.
Show threadJacqueline1d ago

@alice

For asexuality day I want to announce that I am demisexual.

Sex is something I'm kind of interested in but nowhere near as much as garlic bread

Show threadElena ``of Valhalla''1d ago

@alice warm bread vs sex?

I think that there is only one sensible choice.

Show threadπŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)1d ago

@valhalla

Asexuals: garlic bread!

Gluten-intolerant folx: sex!

Bisexuals: both!

Show threadFlipper πŸ¬πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ1d ago
@alice @valhalla
Remember: don't fuck with asexuals. Give them garlic bread.
Show threadLeto Fregar2h ago

@alice finally, some of the replies I scrolled by make sense!

Hope you both enjoyed!