RE: https://mastodon.social/@gailen/116358918921383871

I aint gone try to describe the images but here's an alt text of the text from the image which I like a lot:

A Comprehensive Guide To Yellow Stripey Things

Carpenter Bee
-Acts Like It's Tough, But Can't Actually Hurt You
-Has No Concept Of What Glass Is
-Lives In Your Fence
-Flies Aggressively To Try And Scare You Away

Honeybee
-Is The Bee That Needs Help The Most
-Excellent Pollinator
-Very Friendly
-Can Only Sting Once

Bumblebee
-Also Pollinates Stuff Very Well
-So Fat It Shouldn't Be Able To Fly
-Will Let You Pet It Without Getting Agitated
-Actually A Flying Panda

Hoverfly
-Wears Yellow Stripey Uniform To Scare You
-Actually Can't Do Anything To You
-Hangs Out In Fields
-Follows You If It Likes You

Paper Wasp
-Looks Scary, But Will Only Attack If Provoked
-Sting Hurts Like The Devil
-Has No Concept Of Personal Space

Yellow Jacket
-Never Leaves You Alone
-Wants Your Food And Will Fight You For It
-Will Chase You If You Swat At It
-Will Sting You Just For The Heck Of It
-Is Just A Jerk

Cicada Killer
-Looks Like Satan's Nightmares
-Exclusively Eats Cicadas
-Can Sting You, But Usually Won't
-Still Pretty Terrifying

Dirt Dauber
-Almost Never Stings Anything Except Spiders
-Builds Nest In The Ground
-Hoards Spiders In Said Nest
-Coolest Looking Of The Wasps