A ★★★ review of Pizza Movie (2026)

Two college students, Jack and Montgomery, are outcasts. Because of some unspecified thing they did to the football team, they are held down every Friday night and are fatter in their faces by other students. They decide to drink themselves into oblivion and eat a pizza. But someone broke their bottle of Dog Dick Whiskey. But then they find a ten year old box of M.I.N.T.S. which are really a mind altering substance. Which they should have taken with food but they didn’t. So their trip down two flights of stairs to get the pizza becomes an adventure. Especially when