Greg mentioned me to a random person he was chatting with online the other day.

Greg:
...my partner

Random:
Are they a guy or a girl?

Greg:
Neither

Random:
Oh, ok. But what I mean is...?

Greg:
Are. You asking what they have between their legs?

Random:
Yeah

Greg:
Me.

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