With deep regret and sadness, I'm passing on news from the White House that President Donald J Trump is still alive.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family, and the people of the USA, during these trying times.

@selzero Aye, there were a few rumours going about last night right enough. Bollocks.
@selzero They are really trying to keep him alive, no matter the costs. 🫤
@selzero Don't forget to express sympathies to Allah, whom he's trying to make into his accomplish now.
@selzero I've been stabbing at the voodoo doll of trump as much as I can in my free time! A girl needs some down time! I know y'all getting restless so I might just set fire to it see if that works! 💖
@Nikkiunleashed you are doing it wrong. You are supposed to stab the orange doll and see if anything happens to the doll.
@selzero
sure. but on the other hand not so sure - now there is at least a little chance that the next elections will turn the actual disastrous picture. If Vance & CO take over I'm not so sure. And then, it might even get worse...
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