Some people propose using pillow cases to dust ceiling fans.

Meh...

You've not cleaned your ceiling fan until you've used a whole bedsheet to clean it. You just take the bedsheet, drape it over the blades, flip the thing on and watch your bedsheet get shredded.

A shredded bedsheet is a small cost for a clean fan, and you can always save it for a later meal. I mean save the shredded bedsheet, not the fan.

"What's for supper?"

"Shredded bedsheet!"

#satire #CeilingFans #bedsheets