"You're #kidding me."
Vern was impassive, both hands in his back pockets regarding the herd. "I hain't kiddin'."
"Those aren't goats," Jasper bit his lip, "but aliens?"
"Yup."
"How?"
"I runs a chiggen farm, Jass. What need do I gots for goats?"
"'Cause they don't lay eggs."
Vern glared at his friend, "Welp, these here goats do." He held up a gray, red speckled egg. "Aliens" he enunciated.
The shell split and a #kid peeked out. "Taaake us to your leader."
"Toldja."
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