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@SmudgeTheInsultCat “your mom said you should have gone before you got into the spacecraft” “Over” (edited for proper communication protocols)
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@Social_Recluse2 @SmudgeTheInsultCat “save it for later, you’re almost there. Over.”
Apr 4 at 9:36pmIceCubesApp
Show threadIndependently Broke2d ago
@wtrmt @SmudgeTheInsultCat “Are we there yet? Over” “Are we there yet? Over” “Are we there yet? Over” “Are we there yet? Over”
Show threadGabriel N2d ago

@Social_Recluse2 @SmudgeTheInsultCat

[the guy in Houston crumples an empty bag of chips on the desk]

“Artemis II you are breaking up” [more crumbling] “(…)an’t he(…)” [transmission cuts to soothing muzak, and a recorded voice repeats ‘technical difficulties, hold on’ over and over]