Christianity lost me when I couldn’t connect the dots between the resurrection of Christ, coloured eggs, chocolate and fluffy bunnies.

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@HamonWry 😝 by the time I was four years old I was demanding an explanation for why Easter was never on the same day, and also why Greek Orthodox Easter was always a week later than regular Easter, except when it wasn’t. I quickly learned that the adults knew nothing and if I just pretended to be into it, I got more candy. So. Enjoy your pagan fertility festival, you silly goofs who don’t even know what you’re celebrating! 🪻🌺🪺🌸🐝🐇🐇🐣🤷‍♀️