Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

(this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

https://www.itv.com/news/central/2026-04-03/suspect-found-asleep-in-child-sized-bed-arrested-on-suspicion-of-burglary