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Sceenwriter Guy: A plane is a plane.

Director Guy: That sentence is not ... technically wrong

SG: So there you go.

DG: No ... but ... OK ...

SG: Sir, a plane is a plane! Are you implying that a plane is not a plane? Coz a plane is a place.

DG: I mean, that's just such a vague general statement ...

SG: A plane is plane.

DG: Ok ...

So many of my online interactions feel like this.

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Maybe I need an auto-responder that just posts; 'I think it might be more complicated that that'?

Then I only engage with people who calmly accept that possibility, and come back with a more nuanced version of their comment.

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"Please fix the time machine and send me home, it's so dumb in the future."

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