"Honey, do you know where the snowblower key is?"
"Hmm... let me think."
"Okay."
"Oh, I know. It is in the upper front pocket of the winter coat of that man who was part of the divorcing couple who sold us the house three years ago."
(I'm an enby, but I'm sure they'd remember me as a "man".)
Yeah, I cleaned to upper front pocket of my winter coat and found what's in the image below. 🥲
