Poor Wally…

Screw the courts, free Waldo

After one hour and a half of intense interrogation, Waldo never said one word. He never even blinked. In fact it was oddly odd he just starred straight off at the off-white wall the whole time. In fact, it wasn’t until the investigator walked behind the chair to see it was in fact a cardboard cutout of Waldo sitting in a chair in the chair the whole time!. With a Post-It note on the back that read… "Dear Sir, did you know Kinkos can print high quality life-size cutouts of your favorite celebrity? This Kinkos employee is also a mole working in your precinct for the last 35 years – whom is also a cardboard cutout. Best of luck finding us inside your 2D universe.
–Waldo "