GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. In a time where the news is what it is, The Onion is having difficulties satirizing it beyond reality. As such, they are now pivoting from America's finest news source to becoming America's finest threat intel source.
Given that both The Onion and GAYINT started as shitposts that accidentally got out of hand, this partnership only makes sense and we look forward to the resources an outfit like The Onion can provide.
When asked to comment, GAYINT CEO John Mastodon replied from his new private jet "lol. lmao even."