Among the many reasons I utterly despise every sickening minute of car shopping in the US, foremost are the inexplicable nonexistence of the standard 3/5-door hatchback that is found in every other parking space in Europe and the fact that you can only buy cars here in the color palette of mens' funeral suits.

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