nuh uh. - Lemmy.World

DARTH VADER: Luke… I am your father. LUKE SKYWALKER: Nuh-uh. DARTH VADER: The fuck you mean, nuh-uh?! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: Yuh-huh, I am your dad! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: The fuck does that even mean, nuh-uh?! What does that even mean? [sighs] Princess Leia is your sister. I am your father, you are my son. LUKE: You’re not my dad, nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: THE FUCK…?! The- What the— What does nuh-uh mean?! You can’t say nuh-uh! LUKE: Yuh-huh! You’re not my dad! DARTH VADER: Yuh-huh! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: Nuh-uh-- Yuh-huh! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: Yuh-huh! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: Yuh-huh! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: Yuh-huh! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: Yuh-huh— Goddamn it, Luke! We can’t keep going on like this. Luke, I am your father. LUKE: Nuh… UH! DARTH VADER: THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! What do you mean, nuh-uh?! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH! Luke, I am your father! Your mother was Padmé Amidala, Senator of Naboo; also, my wife. LUKE: Nuh-uh, she wasn’t! […] DARTH VADER: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, NUH-UH?! SHE WAS MY WIFE! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: Yuh-huh! She’s also your mother! LUKE: NUH-UH! DARTH VADER: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Luke! [Luke laughs] DARTH VADER: I am your father! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: Obi-Wan Kenobi can even prove it! OBI-WAN KENOBI: Luke, Darth Vader is your father. LUKE: Nuh-uh, Kenobi! He’s not my dad! […] OBI-WAN KENOBI: The fuck do you mean, Luke?! I literally just explained it to you! Darth Vader is your father! LUKE: Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER, OBI-WAN KENOBI: Yuh-huh! LUKE: Nuh-uh! [incoherent shouting] OBI-WAN KENOBI: Your father was a traitor to the Jedi Council! Jesus Christ, Luke! LUKE: I guess I just didn’t want Darth Vader as my father. I didn’t- I didn’t think anything of it. DARTH VADER: [sighs] Luke… I am your father. There is many evidence of this, okay? LUKE: [snickers quietly] Nuh-uh! DARTH VADER: [growls, pulls the laser sword] You will now face the consequences of your actions! YOU WILL NOW FACE THE DARK SIDE! LUKE: Hey! Hey, hey! HEY! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!