I learned I am not working on April 1st… sad…
Anyway

“Dear Passengers, in 15 minutes we will be arriving in Paris-Nord. Passengers with a connection to the Euroster to New York you have a guaranteed connection on platform two. Passengers for the TGV to Sydney please contact the station staff for further directions. Thank you for travelling with ÖBB Nightjet”

@maartje That would have been a nice one 😉
@maartje Our train is starting to fly, please fasten your seatbelts!
@jonxion “we are preparing for landing please put your couchettes in upright position and fasten your seatbelts”