Solar Branka 
"I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night."
~ Amy Sedaris, born today, 1961.
contrasocialShe's not joking, lady is certifiable in the best way
So at 3 a.m., her table ‘Ronald’ is chatting with her lamp ‘Beatrice'.
George Baily@solarbranka this makes me think harder about whom to blame: Jeff "inkeater" Lexmark or his parents.