NINETY DAYS

NINETY INCIDENTS

NINETY PERCENT

YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

#github

@0xabad1dea Once upon a time, at a small entertainment company that rhymes with 'misery', I was responsible for the operations of the Github Product.

It came as a vmdk. No documentation.

I was told "Backup" was as simple as snapshotting the VM.

It ran gunicorn.

There was no tuning, monitoring or built-in telemetry.

They refused to give us an extension on licensing when they forgot to cash our check, and shut it off from remote.

Every call was with techbros.

I cannot stress enough, how happy this makes me.