In some days I am the first time invited to the next level of #Scrumtheater
Management, product management, RTE, agile coaches, scrum masters, product owners, some enterprise tooling organisation process people and the release process team.
This is done since some weeks.
And now finally they thought about inviting #solutionarchitecture
There are 70+ people invited.
This will take three hours. It will happen every week. Status talks and moderated breakout sessions.
I am doomed.
This will be maximum exhausting. And for sure suddenly some agile clever guy will influence in nice words decisions and propose even more crappy partly self made method stuff to product management which stops us even more from working.
I need to be prepared not to talk or correct people and always just smile and say yes.
On my current bingo card that I expect from my former Project experiences:
#okr, more templates, more #Jira tags with Bad explained meanings, more reports
@marix1
Please do not call it #Scrumtheater if it is #SAFeTheater
SAFe has its own understanding from Scrum incl. own definitions without any link to the common Scrum Guide.
And: SAFe recommends Kanban too.
But to be honest: it is #ManagementTheater
It is the opposite of Scrum.
@scrumschau in SAFe V6 there is the role of Scrum Master. Maybe they should call it SAFeMaster or leanMaster or simply Master in the future :)
To add even more complexity I am also in ITIL V4 - they also embrace the topic in a way if you need to do their certification.
Best I really liked when I was still a developer was the Agile Manifesto and really applying it.
Matthias
Jörg M.
SCRUMschau