Fun fact I made a typo in sysmon-config many years ago, when I was working in Helpdesk.

I got my shot and was hired to the big firm with the big fancy expensive tools I would've never dreamed of.

Do you know what I find in that tool, auditing it?

My typo. They pasted it in. They just... copied the whole thing.

I sit at my desk. And I realize I was always enough.

The full story of sysmon-config, the first (to my awareness) comprehensive open source HIDS monitoring solution configuration, is something I would like to tell sometime.

It was in fact not generated for a security job, strictly. I needed to understand the sensitive modifications being made to our Windows systems as Helpdesk. And I did not want to filter Procmon again.

It turns out the modifications that screw things up... kind of include the malware and spyware ones. Especially back then.

@SwiftOnSecurity reminds me of the time when Brendan Gregg, who was not working at Sun at the time, got a spiel from a salesperson about new profiling tools.

It was his own dtrace scripts they were demoing to him.

https://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2021-06-04/an-unbelievable-demo.html

An Unbelievable Demo

An Unbelievable Demo

@jlargentaye At the risk of kicking off *that* argument

Definitely casts the whole "ZFS vs GPL" debacle in a different light. Seeing how they treated open source developers in the 2000's

@SwiftOnSecurity Pity the tech who misspelt "referrer" in the HTTP standard.
@SwiftOnSecurity Always sufficient to fill the Taytay shaped hole in the universe. And we all adore you for that. ♥

@SwiftOnSecurity one time i got hired at unity to fix a bug for myself that they wouldn’t. also, i lost an important project when a hard drive crashed, that i had submitted as part of a bug report some years before. as customer i asked them to recover the project for me, and they refused. i got that back too.

i’m not really sure what the moral of the story is here.

@barubary @SwiftOnSecurity it’s a valid course of action if the value of fixing the bug or the lost project is high enough.
@barubary @SwiftOnSecurity many projects are source available if you’re good enough at interviewing
@SwiftOnSecurity you really are your worst critic. Does not matter the screw up, somebody did worse.