Reflecting on the day.
I went to a pharmacy I don't usually go to and found the vitamins I normally buy at almost half the price. 50+ vitamins. Because.
I went to the register, where a young and small woman looked up at me seriously.
She dutifully informed me they were gummis.
As if that were a problem.
I said, "yes. Tablets taste funny when you chew them."
Deadpan.
She shrugged. "Ok". Cashed me out. Nothing.
She must have some pretty weird customers.