my mom is coming to visit for #passover. I asked if she wanted anything from the grocery store--here's how the #conversation went:
her: diet coke & pickle juice
me: ... like pickles & you want to drink the brine?
her: no. they make just pickle juice.
me, after checking grocery online ordering: they have pickle shots & pickle bloody mary mix which doesn't seem like what you want. is there a substitute you want me to get?
her, no answer.
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