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Newsletter: As they angle for a presidential pardon in television interviews, Sam Bankman-Fried’s law professor parents file “pro se” motions for their adult son, leave voicemails with the judge, and sign documents claiming they're from him in prison.
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https://www.citationneeded.news/sam-bankman-frieds-helicopter-parents/

Sam Bankman-Fried’s helicopter parents crash into federal court

SBF praises Trump from prison, his parents beg for a pardon on CNN, and his legal ethics professor mother files court documents claiming to be from him — prompting a judge to demand he swear under oath who wrote them.

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Rachel Rawlings 5h ago

@molly0xfff That last part could get them disbarred, couldn't it?

Michael Gemar 5h ago

@molly0xfff Neither SBF nor his parents seem to recognize how cringe this is.

trenchworms 5h ago

@molly0xfff you gotta savour the times when just things happen to bad people.

Darryl Ramm 5h ago

Look I hate AI slop but I was bored so I asked Gemini to draw me SBF's mother as a toy helicopter.

I'm impressed: the book on ethics was all it's doing. Gemini has snark.

@darryl_ramm trash

@molly0xfff I snapped, clapped and howled at this edition’s headline when it hit my email inbox🫰👏🫶

@molly0xfff Came for the news update. Stayed for the humor.

"I am now beginning to believe his condition may be genetic".

Farrell Hogs 3h ago

@molly0xfff god DAMN this was quite a read! I had to take a break halfway through to process the drama/audacity

oscarfalcon 2h ago

Fuck Him, Fuck Them, may he rot in jail forever...