Eric McCorkleIf I'm forced to choose between sportsball and human rights, the answer is clear: abolish sportsball.
It's not even a choice really.
Superstars of the ApocalypseIf I'm forced to choose between sportsball and (insert literally anything), the answer is clear: abolish sportsball.
But I'm biased. I only see sportsball as a breeding ground for bullying, rape culture, and tribalism.
At the very least, remove it from schools and let the hobbyists pay to maintain their own sportsball fields where they can sustain head injuries and broken necks on their own goddamn time away from institutions of learning