Mastodawn

Recently I've been asked to rate my experience of:

- A delivery of zero items
- A tree taking down a power line
- Providing a urine sample

"Forgot that I ate asparagus last night. ★★★☆☆ (3/5)"

@pjf I have also recently being asked to complete a survey about my experience of completing a survey about something

@pjf product managers in YOUR local area want to know how well you piss

@pjf No information without compensation!

@pjf Would you recommend this power failure to a friend?

@pjf
I recently got asked to rate my experience of the software we use to ask other people to rate their experience.

@pjf They're just questions, Paul.

@pjf ... aah, but would you _recommend_ any of these experiences?

@pjf so... what were the ratings?

@pjf @kevin
What business did all three of those?

"Sorry, I'm too busy reading privacy notices, selecting cookie options, reading 'terms and conditions', …"

@pjf
I was asked to rate my experience applying for a job where I didn't even get an interview