Mastodawn

Them: Would you like to hear today’s special?

Me: Yes, please.

Them: Today is special.

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@dgar my favourite cafe blackboard gag. that and ‘bears, maybe’

@dgar
It's true!

That was my standard line with my kids.
That used to be a fun tv show in the last millennium. Always fun.

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@dgar my favorite iteration of this:

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<canned laughter>