Third spruce tree on the left"An ad blocker is preventing this page from loading."
No, my #adblocker is preventing your #ADs from loading. The fact that the REST of your page refuses to load if the ads dont load, well that sounds like a YOU problem.
The Great Llama 
@tezoatlipoca
My favorite version of this is, "We care about your experience."
What, are you afraid it might be too good?