I think before we try a Dyson sphere around a star we should start with something small and simple like a magnetar. We can harness some of that magnetic rotor and the Dyson stator can just give us simple free energy
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1. Wait for Kessler syndrome to take hold
2. Go up there with a welder
3. Dyson sphere around the earth
4. ???
5. Glorious sci-fi future
@isaaclyman @NanoRaptor we definitely need this cozy video game
@isaaclyman @NanoRaptor "I flip satellites" as a shady profession in next decade.
You’ll need a thick suit, though.

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That's not a Dyson sphere. The correct term for a metallic sphere around the earth is "preventive detention", and yes, the universe badly needs it.

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@isaaclyman @NanoRaptor All this is totally doable apart from step 2.

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You don't even need a welder, two clean metal surfaces will attach if you press them together.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_welding

Cold welding - Wikipedia

@isaaclyman @NanoRaptor if we put a coil on a high enough pole (handwave techbro materials science something something) then any magnets in the passing debris should induce a current so we can harvest energy *plus* that will gradually slow the debris down until it deorbits
@isaaclyman @NanoRaptor But which side of the sphere so we want to be on?
@isaaclyman @NanoRaptor finally we can harvest all the earth’s radiant energy
Isaac Lyman (@[email protected])

@[email protected] 1. Wait for Kessler syndrome to take hold 2. Go up there with a welder 3. Dyson sphere around the earth 4. ??? 5. Glorious sci-fi future

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I would suggest welding that stuff into a space elevator. We solve two problems at the time 😁