Jonty WareingI don't know how we're expecting to make a Dyson Sphere, the guy can barely build a functioning vacuum cleaner
Reply guys: This is a joke
jamesb (MW1CGG)@jonty It's not - they really are shit vacuum cleaners.
Mad Engineering@jonty 
i fell for it again.
i fell for it again.
Chaos
Nicky Thompson@jonty so obviously why really someone actually? Didn’t think? It’s .. that’s the joke.. what? (I mean it was a good joke but seriously?)
@knotnicky Right??
@jonty unfortunately, it takes all sorts
@jonty Difgerent Dyson, although still a crank in other ways.
(Sphere Dyson actually signed on to the chemistry is a socialist plot crowd out of sheer contrarianism.)
Edvin Malinovskis@jonty just disassemble your Jupiters, bro!
lpbkdotnet@jonty I read the first part and thought "these EMF infrastructure projects are getting silly"
Tryst 🏴 🇮🇪 
@jonty Whenever I have to speak his name, I preface it with "Failed boat salesman..."
evilstevie@jonty sounds like we need him to prove himself by creating a device which clears the vacuum around our planet of spacejunk first.
convenient though stuff like Starlink is, the poorly-maintained/managed stuff is going to age-out and prevent further off-planet fun soon enough
DoomsdaysCW
Martin Hamilton@jonty Counterpoint: Makeshift warp drive compromised entirely of annoying hand dryers 
*and it has the bonus side effect of yeeting them into space
Face Thumb@jonty I don't see the point of dyson spheres, how much energy are you possibly going to capture from a single vacuum cleaner?