ransomware except it turns on 2fa for you and doesnt give you the recovery email or codes til you pay

ransomware except it ioncube encrypts your wordpress blog and posts nothing but the most cringe, embarrasing memes from 9gag every hour til you pay

ransomware except it signs you up to every mailing list for every vendor at rsa with your personal mobile phone and resubscribes you every 24 hours using mail aliases til you pay

ransomware except it uses hacked openclaw instances and stolen elevenlabs api keys to text-to-speech all new posts on moltbook.com/m/blesstheirhearts, then call you in random intervals 1-15 mins and read them to you aloud on every platform, starting with discord, then signal, then teams then eventually going to mobile phone. then hires bike messenger types to come ring your doorbell and read them to you in person telegram style

ransomware except it just leaks the mailspools of the c suite instead of encrypting anything

@Viss so, just company mandated AI?

@quinn im kinda surprised the existing company mandated ai hasnt pulled any of this shit yet

@Viss *that we know of