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Tim Stanton@Natasha_Jay
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Ruby Jones@Natasha_Jay No, no, that looks right.
Sarah A@Natasha_Jay AWWE! cute cat!
Nazo@Natasha_Jay Look, the fault is in the instructions. Without a distinct font, how could I tell that socket I wasn't actually part 1. Plus the whole thing looked like it was just badly photocopied and the diagrams were for a shelf, not the cat.
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Ollie ๐ช๐บ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ@Natasha_Jay Excuse me, I don't wish to alarm you... um, but your cat appears to have acquired some extra dimensions during assembly. You might want to seek assistance from a Mathematician or Physicist
That_Damn_Frank@Natasha_Jay The definition of 'comfortable' isn't unique.
@Natasha_Jay That's cute, adorable kitty
MyViewHey @feather1952 ... here's a new yoga position for you to try :)
Heather Evans
xs4me2How???
AskPippa๐จ๐ฆ@Natasha_Jay Mine was already assembled when it came out of the box. Then it went back into the box. Then out of the box. Then back in.
David, a Bostonian in Tokyo.
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FUSAL@Natasha_Jay i just sprayed my coffee over my monitor reading that ๐
Twotired@Natasha_Jay Iโm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your cat is obviously made by AI.
mirabilos@Natasha_Jay @Twotired you think so? Detector says no, and while itโs a bit weird, it has zero tells I recogniseโฆ other than being quadratic. If so, the slop got better ๐ฟ
I want to say "eh, fell asleep while licking your behind again?" ๐น
Ed@Natasha_Jay As long as there aren't any parts left over, assume this is just how it's supposed to be.
R.L. Dane 
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Cirque Due Soleil contortionists: "You won't believe what we can do!"
Housecat: "Hold my friggin' catnip..."
@Natasha_Jay @rl_dane I do see similar poses often ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐ป
Generally Salty@Natasha_Jay Cat repairer: โYeah ya broke the glortch valve. Itโll be about two weeks, if I can get the parts.โ
Paul_IPv6i think it must be an ikea cat. i followed the instructions but wound up with a huge amount of extra fur...
jbaggs@Natasha_Jay This looks like exactly why I woke up with a kink in my neck the other evening.
isolUFC (Ubelievable Folding Cats) title belt winner (and loser) defeating themselves in the second round by Rear Naked Choke.
The referees are still discussing whether the loser should be the winner, because the loser didn't tap out, and the winner didn't release the choke even though the loser was clearly no longer defending themselves.
KSHernandez โ(she/her/they)@Natasha_Jay Just be glad you don't have an odd piece left over... sheesh. ๐ฌ
โธ โ@Natasha_Jay (self) Mixed Martial Cat
Chrisp65Yoga-รbung: ruhender Knoten