Mastodawn

No, he was not a pornstar. He was an MLB pitcher.

@Ronnie We can see where your mind spends time... 😀

@CStamp I mean, that nickname, that mustache… it’s all there.

@Ronnie 😀

Nicholas Guarracino 5d ago

@Ronnie And with that porn stache, too. Real missed opportunity, but I guess the baseball thing worked out OK.

@nguarracino Yeah he did alright but…

@Ronnie The poor bird didn't know what hit it. At least it was mercifully quick.

@CStamp Yeah he threw in the high 90s to low 100s so it was real quick.

https://www.cbc.ca/archives/dave-winfield-seagull-1.5230144

@Ronnie Huh. "On Aug. 4, 1983, Yankees outfielder Dave Winfield killed a seagull in Toronto with a warmup throw. The Ontario police charged him with animal cruelty, although the charge was later dropped."

They even did an autopsy on the bird!

The dead seagull that caused a major-league headache for Dave Winfield | CBC

On Aug. 4, 1983, Dave Winfield, then a 31-year-old New York Yankees outfielder, threw a warm-up ball in the middle of the fifth inning that struck and killed a seagull.

CBC