A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords.
I grabbed a pen and paper and said, "Thank God for that, what are they?"

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #ithumour

@nicbest this is a better version of my joke: "I don't back up my emails, if I need them, I just do a FOIA request on myself"

No one ever laughs

@MisterMadge @nicbest I actually did this when the #ukhomeoffice wanted my travel history for five years. Subject access request to them gave me all their entry and exit data. Then I could match it up perfectly (except for the sailing trip to france prebrexit ) which they had no idea about.

@abeorch @nicbest
Lol yea that reminded me of the time my friend did a Freedom of Information Act request on himself to get his entry records so that he could apply for some sort of visa.

They wanted all of his trips, but there was some when he came with his family as a kid on a trip 20 years prior and his parents didn't keep that information.