Ami Angelwings

I spent way too long restoring and fixing up this post, and the 2 others that followed (caption contest and caption contest winners) and the 3 x-posts on Tumblr of them, so come appreciate "your sexy oriental duct tape bikini waifu is in another castle"

(I needed them fixed up b/c I'm linking them to another Jade Warriors cover that's coming up this week which y'all will also want to see)

cc: @yassie_j, @waitworry and @BigShellEvent for REASONS

https://eschergirls.ca/photo/2012/12/13/literally-traced-porn

#eschergirls #comics #jadewarriors

Mar 23 at 6:58amWeb
Show threadF3715H4d ago
@ami_angelwings @yassie_j @waitworry @BigShellEvent thanks for reminding me that someone on #eBay sold the complete #CyberSix #Comics as scans on DVD!
Show threadManic Emo Dream Ghoul4d ago
@ami_angelwings @yassie_j @waitworry I literally don't know how caption contest works but HAHAHAHHAHA WHAT this is my "I summoned Nori ramen chan and there're only like 3 noodles" face
Show thread   4d ago

@BigShellEvent @ami_angelwings @waitworry I am CREASING with laughter at this oh my god

This image is so hilarious

I just love how these women appear to exist in a version of Flatland that has their spines in torsion all the time

Show threadtwigs  4d ago
@yassie_j @waitworry @BigShellEvent @ami_angelwings their boobs are like almost fully detached just two lumps floating above the chest, maybe the duct tape is what is keeping them in place, lest they fly away like a child's lost baloon
Show threadAmi Angelwings4d ago
@yassie_j @waitworry @BigShellEvent http://eschergirls.ca/photo/2025/12/26/best-escher-girls-boxing-day-sale-sexy-ninja-girls there's a Christmas variant too
Best of Escher Girls: Boxing Day Sale on Sexy Ninja Girls

And for Boxing Day, another Best of Escher Girls present - we have a sale on sexy orientalist ninja ladies all wrapped in a bow and traditional electrical tape garb. (Cover of Jade Warriors #3 Christmas Variant (2000), Image Comics & Red Giant Entertainment) [Tumblr x-post]

Escher Girls
Show threadClaire, The Ultimate Worrier4d ago
@ami_angelwings @yassie_j @BigShellEvent that is so lazy
Show thread   4d ago
@waitworry @ami_angelwings @BigShellEvent 
Show threadAmi Angelwings4d ago

@waitworry @yassie_j @BigShellEvent http://eschergirls.ca/photo/2025/03/13/infamous-jade-warriors-females-panel-redux

http://eschergirls.ca/photo/2013/01/18/i-think-we-need-more-electrical-tape

http://eschergirls.ca/photo/2012/10/12/amazing-creature

This series is so cringe

That Infamous Jade Warriors "females" panel redux!

Ah a flashback to one of the classic panels featured early in this blog, the weird optical illusion of the side of her body shifting seemlessly into the back of her butt while she talks about not wanting to be another "female" using a "nice guy".

Escher Girls
Show threadManic Emo Dream Ghoul4d ago
@ami_angelwings @waitworry @yassie_j I AM DYING I WOKE UP DYING HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Show threadAmi Angelwings3d ago
@BigShellEvent @waitworry @yassie_j i also discovered that when Deodato republished Jade Warriors on Keenspot, he changed the colouring so the Asian ladies at least looked more normal. In the original Image Comics books they were yellow!
Show threadManic Emo Dream Ghoul3d ago
@ami_angelwings I AM DYING I AM SO GONNA HAVE A NEW CAPTIONING HOBBY
Show threadAmi Angelwings3d ago
@BigShellEvent @yassie_j @waitworry you would've won the caption contest